dead by twenty five.

gay-physicist:

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 dumbass

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 200,000 word fanfic at 3 am

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twilightrenaissance:

the year is 13 AT (after twilight)

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bealilyperry:
“# accurate af
”
Prof says he’ll grade students on a curve, so they organize a boycott of the exams and all get As

anexperimentallife:

saysomethinghuman:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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Johns Hopkins Computer Science prof Professor Peter Fröhlich grades his students on a curve: the highest score on the final gets an A and everyone else is graded accordingly.

Clever students in Fröhlich’s “Intermediate Programming”, “Computer System Fundamentals,” and “Introduction to Programming for Scientists and Engineers” figured out that this meant that if they all boycotted the exam, they’d all get As.

So they organized a boycott, milling around the hall outside the class where the exams were being sat, sternly reminding each other that if no one sat the exam they’d all get straight As, ignoring Fröhlich’s pleas to come and sit the exam.

Fröhlich praised his students’ solidarity: “The students learned that by coming together, they can achieve something that individually they could never have done. At a school that is known (perhaps unjustly) for competitiveness I didn’t expect that reaching such an agreement was possible.”

https://boingboing.net/2018/04/24/hang-together-or-hang-separate-2.html

Who will ride or die with me this hard

I love that even the professor was like, “YES! They did good!”

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durnesque-esque:

ironarya:

animatedamerican:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

butim-justharry:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

vicambulating:

danisontnonfire:

karkat-doodle-doo:

justpeachyandcream:

bear-maximum:

fuocogo:

killitwithzombies:

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sheriffpanda:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

lizziebug:

indigopixels:

egberts:

luciferofficial:

samoorex:

lorde-of-the-things:

luciferofficial:

steph

stephanie

jeff

jeffanie

tim

timothy

jim

jimothy

nick

nicholas

rick

richolas

harry 

harold

larry

larold

Zack
zackary
Jack
jackary

Jon
Jonathan
Ron
Ronathan

Greg

Gregory

Craig 

Craigory

ben
benjamin
gwen
gwenjamin

Phil
Phillip
Jill
Jillip

Frank
Francis

Hank
Hancis

Ed

Edward

Ned

Nedward

Dan

Daniel

Stan

Staniel

Meg

Margaret

Greg

Grargaret

Carry

Caroline

Gary

Garoline

Al

Alphonse

Val

Valphonse

Jen

Jennifer

Ken

Kennifer

Molly
Margaret

Holly
Hargaret

Harry

Henry

Larry

Lenry

Mick
Michael
Dick
Dichael

Vlad
Vladimir

Chad
Chadimir

Connie
Constance

Donnie
Donstance

Randy
Randall

Sandy
Sandall

Is this how George R.R. Martin creates character names?

rich

richard

mitch

mitchard

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friendraichu:

platypus426:

This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

this is some god tier trickery and i love it

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thecommonchick:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

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